This post will probably not be interesting to most of the
people outside of Kazakhstan or Russia, but the adventure we had is kind of
important to our family. So here it goes…
In America colleges compete against each other in different sports
like basketball or football. In the Soviet Union (and now in Russia and the
former Soviet Union Republics) there was one big competition between the
colleges, and it was in comedy. It was and is called KVN (abbreviation which
can be translated as the Club of the Funny and Inventive people). The student
teams compete by showing prepared sketches, giving funny answers to the
questions from the judges or the audience, and giving musical presentations. The top teams make it to the
Highest League, and those games are shown on the national television. The games
first aired in 1961 but in 1972 some Soviet sensors decided that students’
impromptu jokes were offensive to the communist regime, and banned KVN for the
next 14 years. The show was revived again during the perestroika era with the
same host who started it, Alexander Maslyakov, and now is probably the most popular
show in Russia and CIS countries. You can always tell what is going on in the
country by simply watching KVN competitions.
I grew up watching KVN games on TV, and Spencer got hooked
on them during our first visit to Russia after we’d been married for a couple
of years. Since then it became our family tradition, and the kids love it as
much as we do. Since we moved to Astana, Kazakhstan, we are even more involved
in it because one of our favorite teams was from Astana. Last year they won the
whole competition. This brings me to the reason for my post.
Usually the games are played either in Moscow, Sochi or
Vladivostok (all opposite sides in Russia), or sometimes in the past in a Latvian
city of Jurmala, in other words nowhere near our location. But last year there
was one big game that was held here in Astana. Unfortunately, we were in the
air that day flying back from our Eastern-European trip, and missed the game.
We were so bummed because a lot of our favorite teams played in it. But then
this summer we found out that there will be another game played on the 4th of July here in Astana
with pretty much all of our favorite teams in it, and it would be held just a
couple of blocks from our house! Of course, we couldn’t miss this chance, so we
bought the tickets. And usually we say that different events are pretty cheap
here, like you can go to a big national hockey game for only $5 and get pretty
good seats but KVN games are very expensive with decent seats prices going anywhere
between $70 and $300 per ticket. But it was once in a life time opportunity, so
we went for it.
Unfortunately, we still are not used to Kazakh timing and
honestly will never get used to it. In short, Kazakhs and “being on time” do
not go together!
We showed up 30 minutes before the game was supposed to
start, went to out seats in this huge hockey arena and noticed that there were
only a handful of people in their seats. We though to ourselves, “Well, there
is still plenty of time, people will get here on time.” Nope. We. Were. Wrong.
So wrong! A half an hour past the time the show was supposed to start there was
only about 1/3 of the people in their seats. They couldn’t start the show
because it was being recorded for the national television, and they couldn’t
have people walking to their seats in the middle of it. Finally, one of the
organizers asked all of the people from the upper bowls come down and fill up
the big section across from the stage (they would be mostly the ones shown on
the TV). That made the people in the nose-bleed section very happy: they got to
sit in the $300 and $200/seat zone for just $20! We had pretty good seats, so we didn’t
move. Finally, an hour later the competition started! But then of course, right
at that moment the people who actually bought those expensive tickets started
to show up. Most of them were seated wherever they could find an empty seat but
some went upfront and moved the people taking their seats out. What a mess!
That was the most frustrating hour of my life in Kazakhstan!
Thankfully, the game itself was very entertaining, and we had a
great time there once it all started. We loved seeing our favorite teams live,
and were very glad we took this chance!
Here are some pictures...
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Girls are very excited to be here! |
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We are excited to be here! |
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Here we are, thirty minutes past the time the show was supposed to start, and the camera is looking into empty seats! |
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Standing in the white suit is one of the judges, Alexei Yagudin, who won gold in the men's single event of the figure skating competition in the 2002 Olympics in Salt Lake City. Judges are in their seats, and we are still waiting for people to take theirs. |
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Our favorite team "Sparta Astana" during one of their skits. |
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Another of our favorites - "Soyuz". |
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All of the teams that played in the game. |